John Paulus Pictures from National Enquirer
Yes, because I apparently don't care about getting fired, I spent my Friday afternoon browsing for pictures of the man who sold Clay Aiken out -- and I was a little frustrated that I couldn't find myself a non-blurred full-frontal (face shot, you pervs) of the man who bred the Wonder Bread kid.
So I went downstairs and bought the National Enquirer -- an action which I found surprisingly embarrassing. I could buy Crisco and a cucumber at the Jewel and not even blush, but I was SO ashamed to buy a tabloid with Brangelina’s sonogram on the cover.
So here’s a camera phone picture of Mr. John Paulus. As you can see – totally worth it.
I might scan it for you when I get home. But that might seem borderline pathetically obsessive. And God knows I want to avoid that.
UPDATE 2: My thoughts on JP on Howard Stern: Why My Site Traffic Today Is Already Double Yesterday's
UPDATED link above includes links to more pics and my indecent proposal where we can both make some more dough and have a good time.
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