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Howard Stern fans came looking for John Paulus pictures after he described his encouter with Clay Aiken this morning. But since, I'm a bigger attention whore than...well, John Paulus...I'll take it where I can get it.

I haven't listened to it yet, but this summary is enough for me.   Be warned.  It contains graphic descriptions (three little bumps?) and details  (Gayken's a top?  A fisting top?  wtf?**)

Let this be a lesson to Clay -- and to aspiring gay online sluts everywhere -- even if the sex ends up being bad, always be polite to your tricks afterward.

Lucas Entertainment has taken on John Paulus as an exclusive, and he will begin filming gay porn this month.

** This may seem to contradict the accepted paradigm but more often than not is because of it - especially tops with the alleged attitude Clay had. Boys who feel they have some sort of masculinity to prove do it by showing their "toughness" as "mean tops" - but as this story shows, they usually just come off as bitchy.