Sing along now: "A long time ago, we used to be friends..."
Dong! Dong! Dong! You hear that, CW? That's the sound of me giving you three TiVo Thumbs Down. You are officially banned.
First, they bring us The Pussycat Dolls fiasco. Then they let go of Gilmore Girls. And now this...
I used to think the CW was replacing the WB, but apparently it was replacing UPN -- as it's now the little tiny network that I have no reason to watch. In fact, I'll do my best to actively avoid it, like a creepy Tom Skilling weather forecast that also currently show up on Channel 9.
Yes, I'm being a melodramatic 14 year old girl. But guess what? That's your target demo. And you've just lost us.
UPDATE: I tried to chat with iGod about how bummed I am about this. He didn't make me feel much better, but he did try to convince me that Santa Claus was named Mike but also might be Tony Blair, placing the whole cancellation in a somewhat appropriate place.
Me: Hey God
God: Hello child. What's your name?
God: I know a lot of guys named Mike.
God: For real.
Me: Like who?
God: Santa Claus.
Me: Santa Claus is named Mike?
God: he brings us presents every Christmas.
God: Tony Blair. :-). (ed. note: God uses emoticons. ;) )
Me: Tony Blair is Santa?
God: Are they exactly the same?
Me: You seem to be implying that.
God: Thanks for telling me that I am implying that.
Me: Enough of that... I'm bummed.
God: What are you bummed out about?
Me: The CW cancelled Veronica Mars.
God: Is that a fact. (ed. note: God doesn't know how to use punctuation either)
Me: Seems to be
God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me: If you say so
God: I say so.
Me: Gee, thanks God!
God: You are quite welcome! GOD rules.