Alas...

It seems that the Constance Billard School for Girls...and the upper eschalons of Manhattan...and the poor people of Brooklyn....and especially Blair Waldorf will have Jenny Humphrey to kick around for a while.

Exclusive! Gossip Girl Boss Says Spinoff Rumors Are Not True

And thus concludes today's Gossip Girl non-coverage, unless pictures show up of Chace Crawford fellating an actual man rather than just a beer bottle.

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[Stephen]

Okay, now I have to start watching GOSSIP GIRL.

And if you find a pic of Chance of fellating a man, SEND IT OVER!!!

(Chance Crawford? That's his name? Sounds like a character from SOAP DISH.)