Hard Candy doesn't even suck as much as this...

Madonna hires one of Britain’s most notorious divorce attorneys

(Rumors of the couple's demise have been around forever, so take this with a grain of salt. But even if this isnt' true, I don't want to be the last to report it. Because I suck.)

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[Stephen]

If Madonna and Guy can't make it as a couple, what hope do any of us have?

And why does she look like a "trying too hard," dried up... wait... that's right... she is...

Signed, the only homosexual who doesn't like Madonna...