Sympathy for the Emcee...but not the MC

So Ed McMahon is drunk and broke.  Well, we only have confirmation of the latter. 

Celebrity Affected! Housing Crisis Now a Big Deal!

And everybody, from Jay Leno to Donald Trump, is trying to help out.

And I'm not such a heartless basatard that I don't feel a tad bit of empathy.  God knows I can't manage my money and probably wouldn't be able to do so no matter how many millions I made.

Especially if I was drunk all the time.

But as I see all of these celebrities come out of the woodwork, I have to wonder:

Where were they when Hammer needed them?