In last night's episode of American Dad, Roger said that if you Google "Mr. Belvedered in my pants" you'd figure out what he meant. But as of this morning, if you Google it, you only get pages about Mr. Belvedere.
I'm here to tell you that Mr. Belvedere in your pants DOES NOT mean you went #1 or #2 as the context might suggest.
In fact, it means that you spontaneously ejaculated in your pants because you were touched inappropriately by a camp counselor like young Master Wesley in the most upsetting "very special episode" I ever saw of any sitcom EVER. (For those non-children of the 80s or those who might have had something better to do with their Friday nights at the time, I'm not making this up; click here to read about the episode with the ominous sounding title "The Counselor.")
You might ask what gives me the right to make this definition decision. Well, when the writers of American Dad tells viewers to Google something and don't bother to populate the Internet with their own definition, it's now mine to use to drive up traffic and spread mis(information).
Also, the girl who played the robot Vicki on Small Wonder grew up to be Pink.
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