Over the holiday weekend, the Style Network's awesome knock-off spin-off brand extension of The Soup, The Dish aired their Best Catfights of 2009 and Some-Other-Thing So Far (I've paraphrased the official title from memory) special. The extremely awesome Danielle "Topanga All Grown Up" Fishel made this curious point when discussing Perez Hilton's alleged assault by a member of the Black Eyed Peas entourage (the one which was allegedly incited by Perez calling someone a faggot and in which Perez definitely called Fergie fugly in the video he posted trying to gain sympathy): "How has it taken until 2009 for somebody to punch this guy in the face?" (again I'm paraphrasing from memory)
Considering this, and as Chicago whines1 about Oprah shutting down Michigan Avenue for the performance of the Peas...is that correct usage?... Wikipedia, which is, of course, never wrong, says its correct to abbreviate to BEP, which I will now do. BEP is downtown today, I am downtown, and though I am at work, I am incredibly tempted to go join the crowd. Not because of any great love of Fergie and will.i.am -- though I will grant you that many of their hooks are contagious, so is H1N1 -- but because I want to make a poster with construction paper, markers, and lots of glitter that says simply:
Considering this, and as Chicago whines1 about Oprah shutting down Michigan Avenue for the performance of the Peas...is that correct usage?... Wikipedia, which is, of course, never wrong, says its correct to abbreviate to BEP, which I will now do. BEP is downtown today, I am downtown, and though I am at work, I am incredibly tempted to go join the crowd. Not because of any great love of Fergie and will.i.am -- though I will grant you that many of their hooks are contagious, so is H1N1 -- but because I want to make a poster with construction paper, markers, and lots of glitter that says simply:
THANK YOU FOR
PUNCHING PEREZ HILTON
IN THE FACE
(allegedly)
Fortunately, the Internet can help you fake anything
