What I'm saying is that perhaps I was too harsh on my fair city yesterday. I apologize for saying you overreacted to Oprah, but I have no actual Brady Bunch metaphor with which to illustrate it, so....
Davy Jones, Sam the Butcher and Joe Namath were all playing football and then a volcano blew up and got all over that crazy aunt who looked like Jan when she was younger and then everybody went to the Grand Canyon where they had to do battle with Vincent Price and Bobby's idol Jesse James over a tube that they thought was carrying a poster but was really the plans for something else. Incidental music by Don Ho.
Yeah, that's what it was like downtown yesterday.