Not butter made from turkey because that would be ridiculous... whereas this is squarely at the corner of stupefying and fabulous.
This post could also have the subject like "This is why the terrorists hate us: Thanksgiving edition", but I don't care. I will be looking for this at every Jewel and Dominicks between now at the Wednesday before Thanksgiving so that I may take this home as my gift to my mother's table. Flowers, schmowers, this is a real, practical centerpiece.
