SCENE: Exterior, traffic-crowded street. MIKE, a young, cute, well-dressed, charming-seeming professional walks to cross the street, pauses to let cars pass, and looks left, right, and left again. After waiting a bit, he looks left again to cross and takes three steps backwards instead. BICYCLIST, smokin' and wearing an outfit more appropriate for a warmer day, zooms past. MIKE follows him away with his eyes and crosses the street.
MIKE: (aloud but to no one in particular) You know, if you hadn't been so hot, I probably wouldn't have moved. Yes, I would have. I'm nice that way.
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