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Live from Congress: Debates on the Occular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007

So very very not safe for work...or anywhere else.

I hear the Taco Bell Chihuahua is an alternate

links for 2007-08-21

• Arthur Miller's Missing Act: Fame & Scandal: vanityfair.com
  For all the public drama of Arthur Miller's career—his celebrated plays (including Death of a Salesman and The Crucible), his marriage to Marilyn Monroe, his social activism—one character was absent: the Down-syndrome child he deleted from his life.
  (tags: ArthurMiller article toread)

For Your Consideration: The Most Unfortunate Joy Behar Fun Fact

For the second day in a row, more thoughts than you've wanted to ever have on Joy Behar's lady parts. I'm not sure if this means she's giving up giving (which makes no sense unless she thinks of herself as a shark) or receiving (which means she's dating men with sharper teeth than I can imagine). I've already given this way too much thought.

I haven't talked about the vaginas at The View for a while...

So here's a clip of Joy Behar talking about her own vagina. Enjoy.

Thanks, Best Week Ever

River Phoenix...

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Originally uploaded by Alan Light

Lucille Ball, and other superstars Alan Light has taken pictures of are available in his pretty awesome fickr account.

links for 2007-08-20

• 120 Minutes
  Aggregation of music videos (mostly youtube) that appeared on 120 Minutes during its heyday.
  (tags: aggregator music video youtube mtv videos 120minutes TV)
• Boing Boing: Essay: "I'm the proud owner of Karl Rove’s father’s solid gold cock ring."
  The headline says it all really. But read the whole fascinating thing anyway.
  (tags: BoingBoing KarlRove funny interesting gay politics wtf culture)
• Comedienne Kathy Griffin Dating Apple Co-Founder Steve Wozniak?
  It'd be nice if this works out, if only so Kathy could have a man in her life whom she wasn't worried about stealing her ATM card.
  (tags: KathyGriffin SteveWozniak apple DList)

The Simpsons bites the hand that feeds it...awesomely

In tonight's repeat, Marge apologizes to Kent Brockman for Homer's behavior after he was rude to the fired newsman because he's a member of the "liberal media"; it can almost go without saying that Homer'she's been learning a lot from watching Fox News -- especially when he informs us that:

Did you know that every day Mexican gays sneak into this country and unplug our brain-dead ladies?

More here:

See, it's funny because it's almost like my real name...

Your Adult Film Star Name Is...

Michael J. Cox

What's Your Adult Film Star Name?

[also insert tasteless Parkinson's/stem cell research joke here]

Thanks to Stephen.

Thank God Roger Ebert is reviewing movies again...

No one matches him.  No one.

His review of Superbad ends with this story. 

In its treatment of adolescent sexual yearning, "Superbad" remembers not only the agony but the complete absence of the ecstasy. I remember in eighth grade some kid asked how long you could entertain an impure thought before it got upgraded from a venial to a mortal sin. "There aren't rules for things like that," the sister explained, "but I'd say that after five seconds, you're asking for it." The kid and his buddy went down to his basement to study his dad's collection of Playboys, and he got a stopwatch and had his buddy punch him in the arm every four seconds.