Not the shit-hole ice planet of Hoth as you may have thought.
Gawker pointed out yesterday this outfit that made her look like Grand Moff Tarkin while neglecting to make the obvious joke that "Moff Tarkin" totally sounds like something she'd name one of her kids.1 Or that the Death Star is a destructive resource hog that is ultimately totally futile against fighting terrorists. The jokey metaphors nearly write themselves.
Of course, in this version of the Star Wars universe, the Empire actually lost when she tried to seem like a reformer by selling the Death Star on eBay but ended up having to sell it to a Hutt at a loss.
11 For more Palin name fun, check out the so-obvious-why-didn't-I-think-of-it-first Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator. My results:
Michael Phillip, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Rust Mustang Palin
Who knows, Rust Mustang Palin you just might be president one day!
