Am I a Desperate Spouse? (Don't answer this if you've lived with me, and therefore could have an opinion.)

I'm a Lynette.

I guess this isn't a surprise, but I do I like to think that I'm not such a bitch to my partner/spouse. 

While we're on the subject, I found the season premiere five years in the future a pretty great kick in the ass for the show.

It wasn't as much of an improvement as the overall improvement of last season, but they didn't need such a big kick now that they've guaranteed that Katherine and Edie big places in the show. 

Best quote (paraphrased and even though it was in the promo): 

Edie: I have a husband now. 
Susan: Whose?