So there's no reason for me to post anything about the ongoing Republican Civil War/implosion with idiots like Michael Steele on one side and fat idiots like Rush Limbaugh on the other, especially when Michael Steele turned around and kissed Rush's big fat Oxycontin-addled ass anyway. Like I said earlier, no matter how big a Democatic supporter I am, I still think a healthy opposition party is good for a democracy.
Rush had it tough in the Bush/Cheney years because nobody paid any attention to him when there were actual Republicans in power. Now that he has a powerful, popular opposition so that he can play the hero of the maligned "real America", he's back in the game. It takes conservatives being on the sideline for Rush to be in the spotlight, and though I'd just assume they stay there, eventually this would be a bad thing for us all.
That said, I also appreciate political theater, and therefore, am very tempted to move to Florida just so I could vote for Democratic Representative Alan Grayson, who had an apology of his own for Limbaugh:
Not since Keats has truth been so beautiful...which is ironic perhaps given the ugly subject.
And I'm sorry too for showing a picture of his big fat head but this phony ad, though old, is pretty funny.
It's funny; I never realized Rush and I had so much in common. Both of us turned illegal drugs to get through the pain of the Bush years.
UPDATE: I forgot my original reason for this post; this Mad Libs-like auto-apologizer for Republicans to use next time they anger their Great Leader. Funny stuff.
