So, in what probably was not but certainly seems like an effort to extend her 15 minutes of fame, Kenley Collins of Project Runway fame and overdoing 50s pin-up look infamy (and also seeming like a total bitch and something about a tugboat captain father) threw some apples and a cat at her sleeping boyfriend. Which is awful for the cat, but the boyfriend had to see something like this coming. Somehow this involved the police and therefore the media (I wasn't really paying attention.)
This was all over the Internet yesterday and I didn't post about it (because I didn't really read it) and all I had to say was "And I thought I couldn't have hated a person I didn't know more...and then she throws a cat." And this wasn't exactly original.
But this morning Gawker went it made it more awesome...which is why they get the big money for their blogging and I can pay for my own hosting fees.
First, with this graphic... which I'd swear I'd totally designed in my head. (But like sex with a porn star, I don't want to hear you bragging about it unless you've got graphic evidence, so it doesn't matter, so quit interrupting the movie.)
Secondly, with this tidbit, she threw HIS cat at him. Yes, there were two cats. Hers and his. And she threw his. Which somehow is just so much more bitchy.
Thirdly, and finally, and most wonderfully, this awesome quote from winner Leanne...which inspired this post's headline:
This should put a clear answer to the question I am most frequently asked, 'Was Kenley really that awful, or was she just edited like that?...I feel bad for the cat, the bruised apples and Zak. [her boyfriend]
The full quote is at Gawker, which, if you're interested you should go read (Since I've stolen most of their post, their graphic and part of a quote, I put the ellipses in and this plug, which is certainly the least I could do.)
