So I didn't know that Gavin Rossdale used to "date" a man. Allegedly.
This is apparently old news. Boy George apparently gabbed about it in the autobiography he wrote in the 90s. I can't believe everybody ignored that. I mean, it's not like any bitter, past-his-prime drug-addled faggot has ever lied about the sexual preference and/or activities of someone much, much hotter. Oh, yeah, never mind...
But now the story has resurfaced because the alleged object of Rossdale's affection Marilyn -- the 80s rocker born Peter Robinson who had to work a heck of a lot harder than Jerrica Benton ever did to become Jem* in order to become his alter ego -- has changed his tune and is now backing up Boy George's story.
So like I said this is old news, and no offense to VH1, but if I'm scooped by Best Week Ever, I'm not exactly a well-oiled source of gossip.
But Logopolis never promised you news you couldn't get in one hundred other locations (OR a rose garden), I've only promised you pop culture commentary.
So with that I ask you this question: If you're a former "wild child who wore black lipstick and partied until all hours at London’s underground clubs" as InTouch has described Gavin and the rumored love of your life from that time is a gender bending rocker who looks like this:
Isn't it weird that you married a beautiful female rock star who still manages to look like a tranny?
Just saying.
(Yes, that's all the commentary I have: "Just saying.")
* The fact that I haven't seen the transformation of Jerrica to Jem way overdone as a drag number means that gay men my age obviously have way too many ways to creatively express themselves, which I suppose is a good thing but is making me kind of sad today.